MARS:

By Daniel Escobedo
Editor-in-Chief

Men are like everything other than what Venus says. We love to get attention and to be loved. Those are the two main principles needed to make a guy happy. Every man has his own views about what makes him particularly happy and feeling loved, but it is the same basic principle....

VENUS:

By Maryellen Wheatley
Copy Editor

All women really want is a man who will rub our feet, cook us dinner, shower us with chocolates and flowers, and peel our grapes; so basically we are stuck waiting until bioengineering allows for such a man to be created...